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Hey Gang! It’s Christmas Eve and here at Lightning Ventures, we’re wrapping up the year with some sweet portfolio action and fresh updates to keep the holiday cheer rolling. | ![]() |
In this issue, we’ve got some holiday magic lined up that you don’t want to miss, including a last call for Slice, early access to our Daylight and MagiSat deals, plus the latest and greatest from our lineup of portfolio companies. So grab some eggnog, sit back, and let’s dive into the good stuff. Happy holidays, y’all! 🎄

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NgU Portfolio Updates.
Yo! If you’ve invested through Lightning Ventures, you receive confidential company updates as they come in. Below are some public updates from our beloved portfolio darlings. Please let us know if you are an investor and are not receiving company updates.
⚡ Bitstack, France's #1 Bitcoin Savings App, raises €5 million to reinvent the bank of tomorrow, aiming to integrate Bitcoin into everyday banking with plans for euro accounts and VISA debit cards.
⚡ Foundation has introduced its third-generation device, Passport Prime, which is a personal security platform and signing device aimed at both first-time and experienced users. It comes with a hardware wallet, a multi-factor authenticator, an encrypted flash drive, and a secure app platform.
⚡️ Satoshi v1.0 is a new Bitcoin, Lightning, and Liquid wallet from Satoshi Money. It comes with buy and sell Bitcoin functionality and lets its users earn sats back rewards.
⚡ Orange Pill App has added Nostr Login support. "With Nostr Login and the option to pay for your membership in Bitcoin you can now Stack Friends who Stack Sats in the most private way possible," said the project.
⚡ Geyser Guardians are now live. The aim of the program is to power the Geyser platform and grants going towards creators who are pushing grassroots Bitcoin adoption. Become a Geyser Guardian here.
⚡ THNDR Games added Blocks to its Clinch PvP wagering app. Blocks is a dynamic mashup of Tetris and Sudoku. Learn more about it here.
⚡ PlebLab launches season 2 of Top Builder 2025, a 3-month global competition. The event encourages teams to develop impactful Bitcoin solutions with expert mentorship and collaboration.
⚡ Wavlake, a Bitcoin-powered music streaming platform, has launched its mobile app. The public beta is now available for iOS and Android users.
⚡ CrowdHealth announces a partnership with Fold, offering Fold+ as part of CrowdHealth BTC memberships starting January 1, 2025. Additionally, excess funds in CrowdHealth accounts will be automatically swept into members' Fold accounts and converted to BTC, maximizing potential savings for participants.
Revolutionizing Digital Advertising with Bitcoin
Lightning⚡️Ventures was the first investor in Slice back in November 2022. We have invested in Slice more than any other company in our portfolio. They completed the Wolf Accelerator in November of 2023. Slice aims to disrupt the $455 billion digital advertising industry with its innovative user-centric approach. By directly rewarding users for ad engagement and offering a customizable AI-driven search experience, Slice is not just participating in the market. They are redefining it.
We’ve supported Slice from the beginning because we see what they’re building: a smarter, better way for advertisers and users to engage online. This isn’t just another ad-tech company—Slice is redefining the space, and their traction proves it.
Key Highlights 🚀
875,000+ downloads with zero marketing spend
Profitable this month with a current burn rate of only $18-20K/month
24x boost in LTV (from $1 to $24) in the past year
Strategic partnerships with Outbrain, Bing/Yahoo, and Taboola
The recent launch of the VOID search portal achieving $10-30 CPMs
165K monthly active users for display ads + 40K beta users for VOID search
Recent Breakthrough:
Slice has secured direct search feed approval from Yahoo/Bing. They view this as the "Holy Grail" of CPMs in ad tech.
The Opportunity:
Slice is raising $750K SAFE at a $10M post-money valuation with a 20% discount. This represents an attractive entry point at >10x projected 2025 revenue multiple for a company showing extraordinary growth metrics.
Why Now:
Reaching profitability next month
Launch of high-margin VOID search product
Direct partnerships with major ad networks
Expanded into a subscription revenue model
NEW From Slice: Meet Void. Your ultimate portal to the web. Fully customizable. AI-powered. Privacy first. Get started today and journey into the Void👇
If you’ve been waiting for a standout deal, this is it. Don’t miss the chance to check it out and snag your slice of the action.

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Before the rest of the world sees these, you’re getting a first look. Two fresh offerings are coming your way:
Daylight is on a mission to build an ecosystem of healthier, more humane computers that respect your health, attention, and freedom. Because let’s face it — tech should work for you, not against you. Check out the deal here!
MagiSat lets you discover and trade rare Satoshis — we’re talking about the premier marketplace for those unique, coveted sats that are more than just sats. Invest here!
These deals haven’t even hit AngelList yet, but you’ve got early access. Keep your eyes peeled and your inbox open.
Ready to Raise? Let’s Make It Happen.
If you’re a founder who is building on Bitcoin, are you ready to level up? At Lightning Ventures, we work with the best builders in the space, helping them connect with investors who share their passion on all things Bitcoin. Whether you’re developing on Lightning, exploring Taproot Assets, or crafting the next generation Bitcoin product, we want to hear from you.
Applying is easy — just fill out this form and tell us what you’re working on. We’re here to support bold ideas, spark big conversations, and help you find the right backers to fuel your vision. Let’s build the future together.

We can’t wait!
in a few weeks you will be dreaming of today's prices 🚀
— Matteo Pellegrini ⚡️ (@matteopelleg)
3:20 AM • Dec 24, 2024

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Joltz kicked off the quarter with a big win at Bitcoin 2024 Pitch Day, impressing judges from UTXO Management, Lightning Ventures, and Fulgur Ventures with their vision for Taproot Assets and stablecoins on the Lightning Network. 🏆⚡️
Joltz is about to launch the first-ever natively issued stablecoin on the Bitcoin Lightning Network! They’ve partnered with Eulen, the issuer of the Brazilian stablecoin DePix!
With Q4 already their highest revenue quarter to date and a strong 2025 pipeline, Joltz is building momentum fast. Partnerships represent ~50K active users, with discussions to onboard apps with over 3M users. 📈
Joltz officially opened their latest fundraising round and have a live deal on Thunder Funder, which is open to both accredited AND non-accredited investors!
The stablecoin market is booming, with $16.8T annualized payment volumes (on par with Visa). Joltz is perfectly positioned to meet the global demand with scalable, Bitcoin-based solutions. 🌎⚡️
Joltz isn't just a company—it's the infrastructure bringing Taproot Assets and Lightning to life for businesses and users worldwide.

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